We love our kids. They’re bundles of joy and curiosity and we would literally do anything to keep them out of harms way. Parenting is certainly a trail by fire, and along the way we’ve picked up a few tips and tricks to make it more bearable.
Here’s some truths that all mothers should know. And if you don’t, then don’t worry, you’re not alone!
It’s always important to start the day off right
Tried to sleep in today but my toddler just stood outside my door yelling, “SOMEONE no want to be my friend” until I gave up.
— Unfiltered Mama (@UnfilteredMama) December 30, 2017
Feeding time is all the time
Science says humans can go weeks without food and yet my kids can’t get buckled up in the car before asking for snacks.
— Toni Hammer (@realtonihammer) July 16, 2017
The worst part of having kids? Maybe not, but still
I am “someone on twitter told me to be the bigger person and I said I am the bigger person and cried” weeks pregnant
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) January 4, 2018
He’s got a problem alright…
*Jack ignoring everyone*
Wife: Do you think he might have a problem with his hearing?
Me: Yeah, the kid who can hear me open a pack of chocolate from 3 rooms away has a hearing problem. 🙄#parenting
— Jack’s Dad (@DaddingAround) January 14, 2018
“Please get up off the ground…please…”
If there’s one thing I’ve learned, it’s that toddler tantrums are 1000% louder in Costco.
— Ramblin’ Mama (@ramblinma) January 4, 2018
It’s nice to be respected
-kids, to almost everything
— TheAlexNevil (@TheAlexNevil) January 5, 2018
If it seems like it’s too good to be true…
Kids: *playing quietly together*
Me: Is this a dream?
Alarm Clock: lol yes.
— Lurkin’ Mom (@LurkAtHomeMom) January 4, 2018
Are these hitting home yet? Keep reading to check out more of these truths you can’t avoid!