12 Things Our Parents Have Been Lying About This Whole Time

We’re all familiar with make-believe stories about Santa Clause and his whole ensemble, the Tooth Fairy, the Easter bunny, Bigfoot, and the list goes on and on.

If your family was anything like my family, they spent more time thinking on how to trick me than actually trying to let me know why things are the way they are. For example, my dad had me believing that if I bite my nails it will come out of my eyes.

But to be fair to parents, it’s hard to explain many thing to your children, but you can’t deny that some lies are downright annoying.

Anyway, let’s elaborate on the ‘on and on’.

Parents say they’ll be right there, which only means ‘I heard you’. If they happen to remember, they may make the effort to be where they said they’ll be.

This one was cruel. Pets are part of the family too!

This happened to me every single time we got a pet. This is how I said goodbye to my fish, crab, cat, frog, and lamb. It was as if we got the animals on loan from their mothers and they suddenly were requested to be returned.

That’s not how it works. Milk can contribute to stronger bones but it’s not the main factor attributed to your growth rate. Genetics play a big role. So if mommy and daddy are not tall and their mommies and daddies are not tall, the ‘apple of genes’ won’t fall far from the tree.

It doesn’t matter if it’s on the weekdays or weekends, my bedtime seemed to always get pushed to an earlier time.

Shooting stars, throwing pennies in a fountain, fallen eyelashes,11:11, and dandelions were nothing more than wishful thinking. As adults, we all know these wishes won’t come true by blowing on a plant or watching a comet zoom past the planet, but I’m sure plenty of us still hope something good will come out of it.

Yes, if almost there means two more hours of driving on the highway and then one hour stuck in traffic. OK, then we must be almost there.

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