Have you heard of the Mad Pooper yet? If not, get ready for a dump of information.
A woman in Colorado has been caught pooping on one family’s property as she goes for a jog. This isn’t a one-off incident, either. The family says this has happened at least seven times.
Cathy Budde, whose yard is the one being pooped on, says this feels intentional.
“I thought for sure she’s mortified, it’s an accident, she’ll go get a dog bag, clean it up and never run here again,” Budde told local news. “Not the case. Two other times we’ve caught her – caught her yesterday – she changed up her time a little bit because she knew I was watching.”
Budde says she’s even confronted the woman doing the defecating, but that didn’t deter her.
“So I come outside, and I’m like, ‘Are you serious?’ Are you really taking a poop right here in front of my kids?’ She’s like, ‘Yeah, sorry!’ I put a sign on the wall that’s like, ‘please, I’m begging you, please stop.'”
Budde has since added a sign to her yard, hoping it would really get the point across.
Budde says there’s public washrooms across the street from their house, so she doesn’t understand why her yard is being targeted.
“I haven’t come across anything like this in 35 years with the police department,” Lt. Howard Black said, calling this behavior bizarre. “It’s been unflipping-believable.”
In an attempt to get the Mad Pooper to turn herself in, Charmin toilet paper has given the criminal a crazy offer.